Courics

The standard weight measurement of fecal matter.Used in South Park's Biggest Crap episode.

WHOA! That shit is well over 100 courics!

by Nick and JT November 1, 2007

Courics

The measurement of human feces; 1 couric weighs 2 pounds.

Your crap weighs only 2 courics,
only 4 pounds

by Tyler Parizek October 30, 2007

Katie Couric-ing

When a girl shits in a hotel while watching the news

Pelof: What was your girlfriend doing last night?

Man 2: I don't want to talk about it

Pelof: Yo Biatch, dont be such a Jewish Vin Disel!

Man 2: You're right, she was Katie Couric-ing all night

Pelof: That's rough ;)

by Sexy Kitten oles August 13, 2011

Katie Couric

The unit of measurement for a piece of shit.

Dude I have to drop some major dumpage. This beast is going to be at least 8 katie courics

by teapotme January 8, 2011

Couric

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.

friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?

me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.

friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?

by Tom Mauer November 10, 2007

Katie Couric

A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.

Katie Couric sucks ass.

by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010

Couric

the standard unit of measure for crap, doo doo, feces, etc....from Katie Couric; it is noted that one Katie Couric is 2 and half pounds of excrement.

That is a huge crap Mr. Marsh, it weighs in at 8.5 Courics!

by Tom Mauer October 27, 2007