2 definitions by JohnnyJumpshot
A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.
Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?
Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."
Slim: "Ahh shit..."
Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."
Slim: "Ahh shit..."
by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019
An Arkansas term that describes something that has been put in an upper, untouchable, and sacred category such as a song, movie, actor, artist, etc. When something is Corlissed it's basically on the top level and is basically untouchable and in it's own category. It's derived from the 1990's Arkansas Razorbacks basketball star, Corliss Williamson.
Ryan: "Bro, what's the best Brad Pitt movie?"
Mike: "Duh...Legends Of The Fall:
Ryan: "Bro...Besides that one. It's clearly Corlissed."
Mike: "Duh...Legends Of The Fall:
Ryan: "Bro...Besides that one. It's clearly Corlissed."
by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019