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A past tense Clown.
After Jim got busted for possession of marijuana. Jim's friend shouted "Clown't!"
Clown't by Austin Bizer March 5, 2009

Don't blame a clown 

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!
Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC 

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.
Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

Clout Tokens 

A unit used to express quantities of clout. Clout tokens can solely be lost/acquired through mass recognition of the public. (This mass recognition of the public is usually ignited by the recognition of an objective superior.) Clout tokens are either stolen or passed down. When one loses clout tokens, those tokens are dispersed and acquired in proportion to the level of responsibility one had in the loser's demise. If you are the beneficiary of this scenario, then you acquired your clout tokens by means of stealing. To acquire clout tokens that have been passed down, an objective superior, or giver, of clout tokens must show their recognition or interest. Although in a give/take relationship there will always be someone who gains and someone who loses, this is not the case with the distribution of clout tokens. In this scenario, the giver's clout tokens are not affected negatively and the receiver is the sole beneficiary. However, it is understood that the giver of clout tokens is responsible for any direct success that follows after their contribution. If this recognition is not given, beef ensues.

On a final note, clout tokens can be spent on getting a pass on controversial situations. For example, if someone has a high quantity of clout tokens, they can spend them on a metaphorical "Get out of Jail Free Card".
1.RiceGum stole Jake Paul's clout tokens after RiceGum's contribution Jake's demise.

2. XXXTENTACION is attempting to steal clout tokens from Migos after his assault.

3. After Trippie Redd featured 6ix9ine on a "Poles 1496", 6ix9ine obtained more clout tokens; however, 6ix9ine failed to recognize Trippie Redd for his subsequent success, so beef ensued.

4. Lil Pump was obtained some clout tokens after positive reviews on his self titled album.

5. Tay-K spent his clout tokens earned from his hit song "The Race" on a pass for his double homicide case.

clown tits 

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.
Check out the clown tits on that waitress!
clown tits by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008

Clown Town 

this place is clown town!
Clown Town by velcroshoes2 February 6, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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