Clotbag

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Insult. A clotbag is someone with the same integrity as a loose bag of clots. Anyone who says they're gonna come on COD but doesn't is a clotbag. Some serious chicanery.

"Will's a clotbag pass it on."

Clotbag by A Certain Silly Sausage October 29, 2021

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Clotbag

Dumb ass fucking bitch that’s a little kid whore

You are a clotbag

Clotbag by Jallakad April 6, 2018

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Clotbag • clitbag • clottage cheese • clatbag • clorbag • Clorbag Whiserloop • Clutbagging • Horse clottage • clot baby • Clout Bagel

Horse clottage

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

Horse clottage by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

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clatbag

someone that is dirty

katie never washes because she is such a clatbag

clatbag by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009

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clorbag

Irresponsible prankster. As seen on Teen Titans.

When Beast Boy threw the motor oil at Starfire, he was being a clorbag.

clorbag by Donkey Kong Song August 17, 2003

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clitbag

a woman who is being a bitch or is bitchy. or a woman who is a whore.

"you better take out the trash before the garbage truck comes" - jane. "fuck you clitbag" - jim

clitbag by Bradley S. December 16, 2006

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clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

clottage cheese by who dat January 8, 2005

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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