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One generly of the female species being a dickhead.
"man riley is such a clitbag
clitbag by slimer james April 26, 2009
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Clitbanger 

A positive way to describe something (in most cases music). Best used in appreciation of a funky baseline and beat.

Similar to banger but more intense (because clit).
"Omg, this song is such a clitbanger!"
"Man, this clitbanger goes HARD!"
"Disco tits, what a clitbanger!"
Clitbanger by The updicks November 7, 2019
someone that is dirty
katie never washes because she is such a clatbag
clatbag by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009

clittage 

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"

Clutbagging

Verb: To Clutbag. Its a form of tribal dance performed in an old cartoon from Tex Avery - Magical Maestro. Clutbagging is defined at 5:38.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBDYNnBoX3E
Use in a sentence: So I was clutbagging down the street the day, and ran into a friend of mine.
Clutbagging by TheKoz96 January 24, 2009
Clitoral massage while having sex: stimulating the clitoris with your finger, leg or penis.
"She needed some clitage to have an orgasm when we first had sex."
Clitage by contiusa September 23, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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