Closetbaby

Any LGBTQ+ member who isn't out to more then one person, normally a close member such as a parent/guardian or a friend.

Bully:"AYOOOOO YOU'RE A CLOSETBABY YOU LOSERRRRRRR~~~~~~"
CLOSETBABY: "that's not what your dad/mom said last night though?"

by Anime_bxtch.com December 12, 2020

closetable

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man

Damn, that nigga a closet baby.

by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017

Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

closetbaiting

When a self-proclaimed heterosexual individual says some gay shit or otherwise makes a homosexual statement that is immediately retracted.

Louis: "Femboys are so bad bro..."
Harvey: "Bro, what?!"
Louis: "Nah, JK bro!"
Harvey: "Bro is closetbaiting again..."

by HarveyTheCat75 August 19, 2024