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blogarrhea 

A condition where a person posts rambling, long, or frequent entries in their blog.
Katie's got bad blogarrhea. This is her fifth entry about how her day is going and it's not even noon.
blogarrhea by Violet Glaze November 15, 2005
A large amount of data being dumped into a computer's logs. Often this data is spurious and of poor quality, and hides the valuable information amongst the crap.
I was running apt-get and my screen was filled with logarrhea. I couldn't even tell if it worked or not.
Logarrhea by Davino August 21, 2008

Cloggerhead Hurdle 

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.
Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.
Not quite diarrhea, and not quite a regular shit. Logarrhea falls somewhere in between the two. A faster wetter shit. Diarrhea with a few logs mixed in.
Are you sick? Do you have a stomach virus?

No I just had a little logarrhea.
Logarrhea by M. Jordan January 19, 2008

clayarrhea 

The intence, compulsory, and claylike intestinal evacuation that occurs after one consumes 4 or more pieces of KFC Original Recipe in one sitting, usually resulting in a ruined pair of underwear.
My clayarrhea was so sudden that I had to borrow a pair of boxer briefs from my brother.
clayarrhea by Scott Wallace February 28, 2004

cloggerhead turtle 

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.
Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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