Clogarrhea

When your glogged bowels finally release in a biblical proportioned session of explosive diarrhea.

Milton exited the restroom in a pungent cloud of shit vapors after release of his clogarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2017

blogarrhea

A condition where a person posts rambling, long, or frequent entries in their blog.

Katie's got bad blogarrhea. This is her fifth entry about how her day is going and it's not even noon.

by Violet Glaze November 15, 2005

Logarrhea

A large amount of data being dumped into a computer's logs. Often this data is spurious and of poor quality, and hides the valuable information amongst the crap.

I was running apt-get and my screen was filled with logarrhea. I couldn't even tell if it worked or not.

by Davino August 21, 2008

Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.

Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.

by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011

Logarrhea

Not quite diarrhea, and not quite a regular shit. Logarrhea falls somewhere in between the two. A faster wetter shit. Diarrhea with a few logs mixed in.

Are you sick? Do you have a stomach virus?

No I just had a little logarrhea.

by M. Jordan January 19, 2008

clayarrhea

The intence, compulsory, and claylike intestinal evacuation that occurs after one consumes 4 or more pieces of KFC Original Recipe in one sitting, usually resulting in a ruined pair of underwear.

My clayarrhea was so sudden that I had to borrow a pair of boxer briefs from my brother.

by Scott Wallace February 28, 2004

cloggerhead turtle

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010