The act of one playing Call of Duty online with significant lag in order to negatively impact the performance of other players for one's own delinquent enjoyment.
Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.
‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’
The act of oral sex on a male, however, the person giving the oral sex has no teeth and bites down on the penis during the oral with the toothless gums
I fucked this really hot granny the other night, she took her denchers out and gave me a right good chodding as well!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.