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Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.
Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.
The Chad: Let's hit up Benihanas for lunch today.
Coworker 1: Ah man, I don't have that kind of time or cash.
Coworker 2: Just ignore him, he's just chadding anyway.
Chadding by Endavi October 11, 2019

clodding 

Dirty owd cunt likes clodding whores.
clodding by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017
touching yourself during class and deny with ya bahdangehdang in your hand.
"Yo Man! The sub caught me clauding in class."

After I'm done with my classwork I decided to claude in the back of the classroom....
- (first use) when a sketchy male, creeps on a female or group of females. The female(s) should be immediatly repulsed but the male continues to creep despite obvious signs
- (2nd use) when the male is cockblocked by a creepy dude
1st - dude that guys it total chadding on those girls

2nd - that guy just got chadded
Chadding by ADDKJ June 10, 2009

Clodding 

The act of one playing Call of Duty online with significant lag in order to negatively impact the performance of other players for one's own delinquent enjoyment.
He must be clodding
Clodding by PoultryDuk December 20, 2010