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Clodging 

Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.
‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’
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cloggingbog

a cloggingbog in someone who shits every 10 minutes that the toilet (bog) gets clogged, hence the name cloggingbog.
they will use this as an excuse to skip school or work.
Alex: hey James, why aren't you at school.
James: I had diarrhoea.
Alex: oh so you're James cloggingbog.
cloggingbog by boggerclogger December 27, 2020

clodding 

To perform cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.
Dirty owd cunt likes clodding whores.
clodding by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017

Clogging 

A type of dance in which the dancer wears taps on thier feet. Usually on the downbeat of the music and closly related to tap dancing.
Clogger: "man my feet hurt, I just got done clogging and those MJ's are tricky.
Clogging by thefairestofthemall March 10, 2009

Clit Clogging 

The girl you are persuing's fat friend tells her not to get with you... Basically the female version of a "cock block".
Stephanie's friend totally is clit clogging me tonight, I guess its goin to be me and my right hand man tonight!
Clit Clogging by John Agony October 31, 2007

Clogging Clam 

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.
I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours
Clogging Clam by t3mikehere December 2, 2009

Clogging 

Wearing the sickest wooden clogs with pride, clog your way around everywhere while clonking the clogs as cloggily as possible! Remember Clogging is the new craze!
Wow have you ever seen a clogger, clogging around as cloggily as that! Clogging hell!
Clogging by KSGBG October 3, 2021
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