Clock-Blocker

‘CLOCK- BLOCKER’
Noun
Description:
Disparaging term for a DJ who tees up a 9 minute track in their final minute of the slot, and expects it to play till the end.

I was waiting my turn to DJ my set and the guy before me had 1 minute to go- and started a 9minute track…..Absolute Clock-Blocker, demanded we ‘respect the track and let it play out’
I turned his track off and demanded that he ‘Respect the Clock’ bro.

Clock-Blocker by Hertzington July 4, 2026

Clock blocker 

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

Clock blocker by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

cock blocker 

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.

omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in

cock blocker by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

Cock Blocker 

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.

The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker

Cock Blocker by MrTea6 June 22, 2003

Power Cock-Blocker 

Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.

How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?

Power Cock-Blocker by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010

cock blocker 

An insecure asshole who does not have the balls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to butt into any interaction already in progress. They will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. Most times, what they refer to as "their game" is so poor that not only do they fuck up YOUR prospects they end up scaring away the "prey" to another table or "Lance Goodthrust" at the other end of the bar. They are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. Stay away from these people or become a monk where you'll have just as much opportunity for getting some pussy.

You're talking to a hottie that you've managed to cut away from her heard. You're just about to "close the deal" with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when "CB" shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from God or bad breath or herpes. The conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullshit, becomes strained and uncomfortable. She mentions that "it's getting late" as she eyes the safety of the heard. Her departure is followed by, "She was a bitch anyway!" from the asshole who's just ruined it for you. You supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. For surely he is the Devil.

cock blocker by Sebastien June 15, 2005

cock blocker 

An individual that prevents someone from hooking up intentionally or unintentionally.

Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.

cock blocker by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009