Clock Tits

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Tits as round as a clock

Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits

Clock Tits by Dicker Mcsniff April 26, 2017

Words you can keep

Tits O'Clock

A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.

Last night's Tits O'Clock ended in an accidental orgy. Whoops! Welcome to college.

Tits O'Clock by Honors College 403A October 13, 2011

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome

"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart by Vengefulmonk September 30, 2005

cock tits

The nickname of a large boobed asian chick whose volleyball number is 1 which sits firmly between her voluptuous orbs simulating a penis, creating the image of a cock in between tits.

Cock Tits kicked ass on the court tonight!
Yeah, CT really can deliver it.

cock tits by J-Crew September 28, 2006

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls

something said at high school for comedy or said by someone with touretts syndrome.
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls to you too Liam

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls by Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls December 15, 2008

cock-tits

noun. Term referring to a man's testicles or balls. Also known as "dick boobs".

All this humidity really gets my cock-tits sweating.

cock-tits by behindtheblindfold July 13, 2010

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.

"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat by anonymous July 11, 2004

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026