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Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.
Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
Clock Style by thedefiner v4 March 8, 2015
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Free style cock sucker 

A new age skill, that even some have learned to master, some are professionals and It is said once in a blue moon one of these free style cock suckers will use no hands.
Damn, you should of seen the old ass bitch free style cock sucking, I think hes one of those freestyle cock sucker's.

The Free Style Cock Sucker competition tickets just sold out I hope we can get some.

stale cock 

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore
I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex
stale cock by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

Harry Styles' Cock 

Harry Styles has a cock. No, not that little pathetic fucking thing you call a “penis”. No, I’m talking about a meat sword. I’m talking about the pussy obstructor. I’m talking about the sausage-like devil. I’m talking about his big fat throbbing long cock. It drags on the floor.
Horny police: You can't-
I : Harry Styles has a cock. No, not that little pathetic fucking thing you call a “penis”. No, I’m talking about a meat sword. I’m talking about the pussy obstructor. I’m talking about the sausage-like devil. I’m talking about his big fat throbbing long cock. It drags on the floor. The true definition of Harry Styles' cock
Harry Styles' Cock by toxicharrie420 September 4, 2020

stale cock 

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore
Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock
stale cock by Stale cocks May 31, 2016
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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