10 definitions by James Johnson

From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.
Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.
by James Johnson December 25, 2005
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To properly describe Queens of the Stone Age one should refer to eargasm.
Songs for the deaf is like an orgy for your ears.
by James Johnson August 28, 2005
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Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.
Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.
by James Johnson November 23, 2005
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Alternative rockers Collective Soul were one of the five most heavily played bands on 90's rock radio. Despite having 19 seperate singles on the billboard top 100 this great band remains unseen or forgotten by many people.
Do you remember "Shine" "December" or "The World I Know", that was Collective Soul at their apex.
by James Johnson December 20, 2005
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The one with the largest penis in the universe and one of the Smartest and funniest person a person will know .If you are a KENDARIUS you know what a women wants .
The guy in the parking lot act like a Kendarius
by James Johnson February 22, 2015
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One of the most underrated Country Music Artists of all time. His music contains life lessons and humor that everyone can enjoy and learn from.
Jerry Reed can tell a story with a song.
by James Johnson August 28, 2005
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Shawn is a doober.
by James Johnson September 20, 2003
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