Clintoning

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.

by ruff'myster November 02, 2003

Clintoning

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.

Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.

by Dirkala November 13, 2015

Clintoned

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

by thebearpokedback October 07, 2019

Clintoned

When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.

Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 19, 2021

clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

I have a clintonizer for a boss.

by kbabe87 September 10, 2008

Clintoned

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.

Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.

by Matish May 05, 2021