Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.
Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
Noun: The pleasant, tickling sensation a woman gets when she sits in a car that is driving over the rumble strip on highways. From the words, 'clitoris' and 'tickles'
Earny was driving his friend, Joanna, home from the mall. Distracted, he drove off the highway slightly and onto the rumble strip. Joanna felt pleasant vibrations on her clitoris: "Earny! You gave me clitles!!"