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STD contracted from having sexual relations in random, outdoor places when the body is running at high efficiency, i.e. in the middle of a cross country team workout. Symptoms include itchiness, dehydration, and antsy anxiety.
I met up with Amy amidst my 6 mile workout in the corn field, and found out I had cliteroid the next day!
Cliteroid by Silver Phoenix 13 December 21, 2010
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Clitteraide 

The unmistakable glittery form of clam juice that is produced solely by muffin button stimulation.
Thirsty? Go down and get you some clitteraide!

cliterium 

the female sexual criteria for a solid relationship, typically defining a partner's ability to stimulate orgasm.
My relationship with Frank is going really well, but he's not meeting my cliterium.
cliterium by Salty and Sore July 13, 2010

cliteris 

This means you are a dumb twat that is obviously 10 in sex ed and doesn’t know how to spell Clitoris... u twat
Ohh look it’s Bobby over there I bet he was a cliteris
cliteris by Bvnji18 May 22, 2021

Cliterrific 

Awesome to the sex max in a way that surpasses terrific; incredibly orgasmic in nature
Man, that H-clap last night was cliterrific!
Cliterrific by Dennis August 19, 2004

cliterotica 

noun. A written work of pornographic nature dealing exclusively with females.
Cliterotica: Lesbian Literotica.
cliterotica by Colombian85 July 28, 2005

Cliterodectomedes 

The ancient Greek goddess of pain and pleasure, famous for healing female vaginas after childbirth and for smiting male rapists.
I loved your essay about Cliterodectomedes, it was fascinating.
Cliterodectomedes by Scott Nuffin September 7, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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