65 definitions by Dennis

Blinko

Any time while trying to shove the sausage where it belongs you miss and poke her in the eye causing her to blink causing great pain

"You should have heard this bitch scream last night when I gave her a blinko"

by Dennis May 19, 2003

sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

netter

A person of questionable intelligence or an act of stupidty.
See also corky

He pulled a real netter by stepping in front of the bus.

by Dennis October 21, 2004

workship

A typographical blunder by someone attempting to say something else.

Thank you for attending the 2nd annual ADVISOR workship...above all....

by Dennis March 16, 2005

yomping

Old pommy military term meaning foot-travel, usually to extremes ie too fast for safety, too far, too tiring, etc.
Also used: yomp yomps etc.

"So we'd been yomping all night an' the orders came to return, so we kept on bloody yompin'.

by Dennis September 30, 2004

mojado

Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant

Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.

by Dennis January 11, 2005

Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.

1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.

by Dennis July 2, 2006