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Clintonitis 

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.
She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.
Clintonitis by azwonks October 24, 2016

Clintontitus 

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.
Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.
Clintontitus by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.
“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

“I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”
Clintonicide by KaptKyle July 21, 2020

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.
Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."
Clintonitus by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Cliftonites 

A Cliftonite is a native from the middle class area of Bristol. A Cliftonite is normally someone who refuses to leave the area of Clifton and venture into the City of Bristol. They are normally wealthy and look down upon other lower class Bristolians.
The Cliftonites were reluctant to leave Clifton
Cliftonites by Dr Wordsmith August 18, 2010

Claytonitis 

When ur really cool
That dude with the clout goggles has some mad claytonitis
Claytonitis by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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