Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.

Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."

by dalewashereandhestolesomething November 21, 2011

Clitor

A person who is "as sensitive as a clitoris"

"You're such a clitor Jared "

by Fucktards July 25, 2016

clitorizer

One who has mastered the art of manipulating the clitoris in such a way to cause the female to orgasm uncontrollably.

Jeremy is so good with his mouth on the ladies that he call himself the clitorizer, causing them to climax in 18 seconds flat!

by redblurstang December 31, 2009

Clitorally

In a Clitoral manner or sense ; Exactly

That pussy threw my back out. I mean Clitorally...had to see a chiropractor and shit!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 18, 2015

clitorate

Skilled and/or learned in the use of the clitoris.

All the girls think John is very clitorate, as he gives frequent and powerful orgasms.

by UberClitorate January 02, 2007

clitorical

Any question that is posed only to the women in the general vicinity. Kinda like rhetorical question.

Guy 1:Anybody wanna go upstairs ;)?
Guy 2:Heck yes dude
Guy 1:Dude that's messed up, that was a clitorical question!

by vcsuperfan November 16, 2007

clitoring

The act of having a goldfish suck your clitoris.

Man, my goldfish was so horny,he was clitoring me so hard.

by Butt.Raper.4.Life April 09, 2010