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crinkled starfish

the anus or butthole, the opening which shit falls out of.
she tounged my crinkled starfish(see rusty trombone)
crinkled starfish by jason&mikey February 25, 2003
When a man sits down to urinate and his penis comes in contact with the toiler water.
"If a man sits to piss in a full toilet, he might clinkle."
"SHIT, I clinkled after I shit!"
"Clinkling gave me Hepatitis C."
Clinkle by OlliOlii January 15, 2014

crinkled 

A heightened state of euphoria, often mixed with some loss of body functions resulting from large amounts of intoxicants, mainly drugs and alcohol. A state beyond being crunk.
Yeah, we were all feeling tipsy except John, he was crinkled!
crinkled by john e utah December 13, 2008
comes from click and link put together. When someone gets angry or pissed off and goes out of control.
I clinked it at my mate cause he beat me in a basketball game
Clinked by [Lil_J] October 2, 2010

Clinkle Out

When one raises a lot of money for a startup, never actually releases the product, and lives lavishly off the money.
I'm thinking about raising some money for a start up so I can clinkle out and party every night.
Clinkle Out by TheBayAreaKid July 5, 2014

Crinkled Star 

Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.
Crinkled Star by Ocram April 28, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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