Clinged

When you have a absences because you are lazy

A perv has clinged

Clinged by Jack buttkick August 4, 2019

class-5 clinger 

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.

The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

class-5 clinger by Danworth Norris July 4, 2006

clinge binge 

To have sexual intercourse with many women in a short period of time

Johnny: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Will: Going out for a clinge binge!
Johnny: Niceeee!

clinge binge by IamSUPERhoe October 2, 2009

Billary Clinger 

An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary, bitter clinger.

Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"

Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."

Billary Clinger by Linoge_WOTC July 1, 2017

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)

"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"

Stage 5 Clinger by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015

cringedolan 

A Dolan twin fan account that has over 126k followers her name is Sarah she post funny memes and edits of Ethan and Grayson dolan

Cringedolan makes the best edits ever

cringedolan by Cringedolan July 12, 2017

Clungeditioner

It's when you use conditioner instead of shaving foam when shaving your vagina with a fanny balder

She used clungeditioner and now she is smooth and soft, she is ready for that tounge lashing.

Clungeditioner by Way-Way February 2, 2023