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Clicktron 

/ˈclɪcktrɒn/

Noun

1. Transformational/ teleportation device created in dimension Kataton by one professor Liko

2. Technology which allows one to jump into other dimensional versions of oneself, as well as teleport to alternate realities.

3. Intergalactic apparatus made famous by ‘Spirit Talk’
“Hey Sonorix, I wonder what I look like and what my personality is like in dimension kataton, let’s use the clicktron and find out!”
Clicktron by Ashley Sonorix January 17, 2020
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clicktroll 

A person (usually a second rate journalist) who will deliberately post worthless but controversial articles that have no value other than to generate responses and thus drive traffic to the site of the publication that pays them.
Samantha Brick from the Daily Mail is nothing but a clicktroll as is Andrew Brown of the Guardian.
clicktroll by Fitall April 26, 2013

Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

chickron 

A really fucked up fanfiction/s about Ron(ald) Weasley and his erotic love for chicken. Although this is Harry Potter we're talking about, these kind of stories are not recommended for children under 18
Dude 1: I read a story about Chickron, it was AMAZING!
Dude 2: Dafuq is Chickron?
Dude 1: A story about Ron Weasley and Chicken having CENSORED CENSORED
Dude 2: ...
chickron by sheepleRTasty November 22, 2016

chicktionary 

A small book filled with copius ammounts of chicks names and numbers
I am bored time to check my chicktionary
chicktionary by whitey May 8, 2003

chicktonite 

NOUN: {root words are 'chick' and 'kryptonite'}

When you're out trying to pick up female company and a friend of yours is either too drunk, too obnoxious, or for whatever reason is chasing away the women he is CHICKTONITE.
USAGE:

"Dude. STOP DRINKING! You are complete chicktonite right now."
chicktonite by Joker Games February 25, 2010

Chicktionary 

Little black book used for booty-calls; use a Chicktionary to call a lady; use a Dicktionary to call a guy
Chicktionary by SidneeBlogs January 7, 2012