potoo

A bird called a Potoo. It lives in the South America, It is a very interesting member of the Nightjars and Frogmouths. (yes, there is a bird species called Frogmouths. Deal with it) It is a Nocturnal bird that spends its days camouflaged looking like a Log. Yes, a Log. But hey, if it works, it works! They have wide mouths which they make bizarre sounds with (something like 'wucraaaakkkk') and two Derp yellow eyes. They are very cute, but also very scary at the same time (especially at night, when those yellow eyes stare into your soul) However in the day, they look like logs
Dude 1: Look a Potoo!
Potoo: What are YOU looking at??
Dude 1: Dafuq???
by sheepleRTasty November 24, 2016
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chickron

A really fucked up fanfiction/s about Ron(ald) Weasley and his erotic love for chicken. Although this is Harry Potter we're talking about, these kind of stories are not recommended for children under 18
Dude 1: I read a story about Chickron, it was AMAZING!
Dude 2: Dafuq is Chickron?
Dude 1: A story about Ron Weasley and Chicken having CENSORED CENSORED
Dude 2: ...
by sheepleRTasty November 23, 2016
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