chicktonite

NOUN: {root words are 'chick' and 'kryptonite'}

When you're out trying to pick up female company and a friend of yours is either too drunk, too obnoxious, or for whatever reason is chasing away the women he is CHICKTONITE.

USAGE:

"Dude. STOP DRINKING! You are complete chicktonite right now."

by Joker Games February 25, 2010

cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

chiptonite

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!

Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a chip that you find too delicious. You cannot be around this chip or you will consume the ENTIRE bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar chips away from me! Those are my chiptonite... I can't have those!!!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a potato chip that is so delicious you cannot be around these chips or you will eat the entire bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar away from me, those are my chiptonite I will eat the entire bag!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

chiptonite

A type of chip that makes you weak and forget about all diet goals you have set for yourself

Oh damn Mike , are those Doritos? Get those away from me they are my chiptonite

by Calgarystreets September 20, 2022