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A clouse is someone, who tries to be funny and alright but is an absolute wanker. They use there pass times sticking their dick in a vaccum and raping sheep.
Fuck you , you fucking clouse..

Chevy palmer is the biggest clouse alive!
by maxw177 June 12, 2010
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a very foolish or douche like person
somebody that knocks you either directly or indirectly is a clouse
Madden you clouse!
by nelson brew April 26, 2007
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When head lice and crabs mate to form a super bug.

head lice + crabs= clice
person 1: I heard that poor dirty bitch puts out

person 2: werd yeah man don't touch her though i heard shes got the clice.
by p-steazy June 14, 2007
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a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that falls over accidentally or does something to that effect is a clouse

Madden you clouse!
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Typically a last name

A Clouse is best described as a dingus or reject. Usual a person with authority but can never be trusted or relied on.
Dammit Mr Clouse you fucked everything up again!!!!
by Murzinator June 10, 2018
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A Clouse can never close the deal with the ladies. Even after years of practice he will always screws everything up, just like he does with everything else in his life.

Clause is often refererred to around his “buddies” as a “Triple C”!

( Can’t Close Clause) when used in reference with talking to women or ( Can’t count on Clause ) when dealing with day to day activities or work.
Friends : Looks like Triple C went home alone last night again!

Buddies: Did you see how Ol Triple C’s date didn’t show up to the ball. Poor Clouse...

Co workers: Did Clause turn his reports into the boss today? Ya Triple C screwed everything up on them again per usual...
by Murzinator June 10, 2018
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