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A nigga that really likes sesame seeds.
Damn, that clexed ate all dem seeds bruh
Clexed by Clexed June 10, 2022
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A person who is burnt, is slow to react, non responsive, is unaware of surroundings and is sometimes too stupid to carry on intelligent conversation. A cles may often appear to be paralyzed or extremely close to sleep at all times.
He smoked a fat doublar and is in a permenantly clesed state.
clesed by cles of narnia February 16, 2007
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Sexy ass mf who never misses
I wanna perform cock and ball torture on Clexel
clexel by Clexel September 6, 2021

clevedon 

not a particularly nice town; typical seaside resort of days-gone-by. immense amounts of old people, a pier which frequently collapses and a beach on which if you steal pebbles you get taken to court are just some of it's attractions!

on the other hand, it's nicer than nailsea, and the houses on top of the hill over looking the severn are beautiful.
"lets go to clevedon"
"for what?"
"to hit golf balls at the boats"
clevedon by scotch egg April 19, 2005
Clingy + Needy
Like, annoyingly so.
Why are you being so cleedy? You're getting annoying.

My cleedy girlfriend just won't leave me alone.
cleedy by Cleedy Boy October 5, 2010
Another definition for the word high or stoned, but instead of weed you are getting stoned with jellybeans
V: Yo g what's up.
Z: Nm, getting claxed after school?
V: Sure thing!
Claxed by Vaskicha April 24, 2019
A person who has suffered or may potentially suffer harm as a result of keeping their cryptocurrency assets in a centralized exchange due to the risk of such exchanges being prone to centralized failures or malicious actions.
Man, I told you to move your crypto funds to a smart contract wallet. You're so cexed now!
cexed by web3marketoor January 2, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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