clesed 

A person who is burnt, is slow to react, non responsive, is unaware of surroundings and is sometimes too stupid to carry on intelligent conversation. A cles may often appear to be paralyzed or extremely close to sleep at all times.

He smoked a fat doublar and is in a permenantly clesed state.

clesed by cles of narnia February 16, 2007

Street's Closed 

To stop talking about something.

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

Street's Closed by yungMilkMan May 7, 2019

pools closed 

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

pools closed by Teqonix September 7, 2008

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

closed fist royale by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

POOL'S CLOSED 

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

POOL'S CLOSED by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006

Closed Species 

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

Closed Species by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020