clevedon 

not a particularly nice town; typical seaside resort of days-gone-by. immense amounts of old people, a pier which frequently collapses and a beach on which if you steal pebbles you get taken to court are just some of it's attractions!

on the other hand, it's nicer than nailsea, and the houses on top of the hill over looking the severn are beautiful.

"lets go to clevedon"
"for what?"
"to hit golf balls at the boats"

clevedon by scotch egg April 19, 2005

clevedon 

a scummy town with too many townies.

From Clevedon, Bristol.

Person A: I used to live in Clevedon.
Person B: Bad luck

clevedon by AcesPie February 24, 2005

Clevedon Steamer 

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.

The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!

Clevedon Steamer by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023