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an online name that defines that you are one of the sexiest people ever
“OMG IS THAT CLEPTIA SHES SO SEXY
Cleptia by UrbanWowowoowas April 3, 2021
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A mystical monster, dangerous but so beautiful no one expects it.
Look, it’s cleptia, she’s so prett- AAAAAAAAHHHHH
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The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.
I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.
Clertiary by The Yosiation August 17, 2021
The act of stealing shit.
I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.
clepting by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

cleptard 

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
cleptard by somdeluxe December 16, 2010
undomestically disturbed; wicked; evil; steals alot
My neighbors considered my boyfriend was cleptic, so i had to break up with him.
cleptic by tatonka August 3, 2006
The word "Cleptic" is a derivative of a "Clepto" which is an action to steal. Cleptic has an entirely different meaning. Cleptic is used to describe something wierd, out of place or not funny.
"Oh that is Cleptic!"

"You are Cleptic"
Cleptic by Mr. Tinez January 3, 2009
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