clegged

To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.

Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.

I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged

by djrequest March 18, 2011

Clegged

When you give up your freedom an independence to your enemies in order to obtain a voice and say in their goings-on but you actually just become scapegoat for all of their faults and mistakes.

The best example of being clegged is when Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrat party in the UK agreed to a coalition with the Conservative party. Clegg became deputy PM and all was well for the first weeks. Soon he became a joke and every single problem that the PM, David Cameron (conservative), had he simple blamed it on Nick Clegg.

by yellowcake-applepie October 28, 2011

Clegged

Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.

This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.

"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".

"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"

Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"

by laughingboy65 November 30, 2010

Clegged Up

A gamer term for "fucked up", especially referring to odd or strange accidents that are seemingly impossible to achieve within the normal laws of physics. Named after PlanetSide 2 developer Adam Clegg, who is notorious for his ability to push further the frontier of physics simulation and game engines.

Player 1: "That drop ship looks like an ostrich with its head in the sand."
Player 2: "Yeah, Adam Clegged up again."

by Ailos October 21, 2012

Clegged Out

The process of having sold out, especially to a system or body that directly undermines the principles and values you have long adhered to.

Derived from the actions of the leader of the Liberal Democrat party, following the 2010 United Kingdom General Election.

(also: Clegg out, Clegging out)

I just found out that Innocent smoothies have totally Clegged out to Coca-Cola.

by Jacques-Francois May 14, 2010

Clegged Up

Adj. when somebody's literary agent is Bill Clegg of The Clegg Agency.

V. the act of Bill Clegg becoming your literary agent.

"I think Tao got clegged in like 2011? Taipei and Trip clegged af."

"Wow, I think Honor Levy, @themasterofcum, @writers_life_tips, and Obese might really get clegged up soon."

"Yeah he's pretty clegged right now I think."

by writerslifetips April 17, 2021

clegged in

Mountain climbers were using this word some 60 odd years ago to describe when the clouds moved in. Now lots of recent descriptions on the Urban Dictionary seem to have become a competition to see who can be the most foul-mouthed. Brian Sutch Vernon, B.C. Canada

It was so clegged in you couldn't see 20 feet in front of you.

by Llanberis February 2, 2022