*clawn*

_noun_ | /klɔ n/

*1.* A best friend or friend who feels like family AND makes you laugh nonstop.

Like a clown +family + your closest friend both in one.

*2.* Someone you can be dumb with, real with, and loyal to at the same time.

---

3 Example sentences:*
1. `That’s not just my friend, that’s my clawn. We’ve been through everything together.`

2. `I sent the meme to my clawn and we’ve been laughing for 20 minutes.`
3. `Long distance is hard but me and my clawn video call every Sunday.`

Clawn by Bossyshadow July 20, 2026

Related Words

clawn • Clawnor • Clawnys • Day Clawn • clan • Clancy • clagnut • Clandestine • clamnecks • clancey

Day Clawn

a typical discord moderator; never leaves his house during the day and sees the sun

Oscar: has that guy left his room this year?
Chris: I don’t think so, he’s a typical day clawn

Day Clawn by C-Rex975 December 18, 2021

Clanka

A derogatory term used by organics to describe droids, most commonly used on droids of the B1 type. Sometimes referred to as the C-word.

Look out it's a Clanka - A clone moments before death

Clanka by Fuck really, idk is taken? July 18, 2019

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

Clan Snack by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

clanker

1. racial slur against droids

what a fucking clanker

clanker by im under attack by a lesbian November 26, 2019

Clanker

A slur for robotic individuals.

A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)

Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026