calvining

The act of becoming clueless about basic knowledge just to be annoying

Dude that guy is so annoying. He needs to stop calvining

by tpingt January 4, 2008

Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Clavining

Appearing to work long hours while actually wasting incredible amounts of time and effort on nonsense

Rather than being diligent in his work, Quentin was caught clavining as he browsed golf swing tips during work hours.

by SCCDoge April 14, 2021

Calvinist

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.

Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!

by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022

caining session

A term used for drinking copious or excessive amounts of alcohol. Phrase orginated in the south of Sussex.

We went down the battle cruiser and had a right good caining session, so much so my loaf was splitting all day long

by T_B May 9, 2006

canining

A gender agnostic version of bitching

"Man, you should stop canining".

by Ak_2006 February 14, 2006