Claumment

A comment added by a human but written by AI: typically vague, very wordy, and often too concerned with the trivial details of the subject in question. It's the response you get when someone doesn't actually review the thing you wrote and asks ChatGPT to do that instead, and it then burps up semantically correct but conceptually meaningless feedback.

I saw that you reviewed my proposed changes to our application software, but it was just one Claumment after another. Can you take a look for real this time?

Claumment by klausfiend August 19, 2026

cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

cumment 

A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.

If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.

cumment by terramayfield January 17, 2012

Clayment 

The guy who always confuses people with his questions. The questions are often used to either confuse or to test people.

Wow, he is such a Clayment!

Clayment by Bau meme December 5, 2019

cumment mixer 

When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.

Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.

cumment mixer by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019

Claramentum

The Guardian Angel of patience who teaches that a conscientious spirit brings ones heart into a state of peace, to ignite the virtue of patience, leading to the harmonious unification of ones being with all things. Similar to the High Priestess, meditative, unmoving, unreactive, whole, benevolent. Claramentum is the state that preceeds the true realization of ones pure identity beyond that of the physical and 3rd dimensions, the identity of ones spirit. Claramentum recognizes that all people, all things are our soulmate, this recognition extends to am omnipresent state that recognizes the self in all things and therefore embraces them with agarpe love which is the true nature that all human spirit originates from. Numerological number association is 33, Christ Like consciousness in the Law of One and Service to Others. Claramentum in everyday life represents twinflames, romantic soulmate union and catalystic personal evolution that surpasses familiar states of consciousness into realms of higher awareness within more advanced dimensions in the multi dimensional field.

Every emotion I have tells me if I am drifting closer to or further from myself, my true being is the Claramentum guiding me home to the truth in feelings, so I may feel wrong within when a thing is false unto my soul and compelled toward the truth where I feel whole once again and always was, though I could not see until now.

Claramentum by JSchwab April 8, 2021

clamente

Someone who eats ass

I can't believe he clamente tht girl

clamente by Ajdv July 17, 2016