Definitions by klausfiend

Christmas Dave 

The evening of Christmas Day

We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out

Christmas Dave by klausfiend December 26, 2021

rectosource 

to make up "facts" by pulling them out of your own ass

That lying dick Sean Spicer totally rectosources literally everything he says about terrorism.

rectosource by klausfiend February 9, 2017

alt-handshake 

The alt-fact name for a punch in the face

Man, did you see that hilarious clip of that Nazi fuckwit Richard Spencer getting an alt-handshake? So good.

alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting

alt-handshake by klausfiend January 28, 2017

Blue Shirt Yellow Tie 

Commonly abbreviated to 'BSYT', the favoured terminology for sales people, particularly those in the tech industries, where it's something of a uniform. It is believed that the "power" of the full-on blue shirt, yellow tie combination will stun and bewilder savvy and jaded engineers into purchasing whatever crap the salesman is shilling.

Man, I have a 2:30 with EMC. I bet there will be at least a half dozen blue shirt yellow ties trying to get us to buy their latest bloated crapware.

Blue Shirt Yellow Tie by klausfiend July 31, 2011

Sales squid 

A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.

Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?

Sales squid by klausfiend July 31, 2011