A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.
by klausfiend July 31, 2011
by klausfiend February 10, 2017
The alt-fact name for a punch in the face
Man, did you see that hilarious clip of that Nazi fuckwit Richard Spencer getting an alt-handshake? So good.
alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting
alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting
by klausfiend January 28, 2017
Commonly abbreviated to 'BSYT', the favoured terminology for sales people, particularly those in the tech industries, where it's something of a uniform. It is believed that the "power" of the full-on blue shirt, yellow tie combination will stun and bewilder savvy and jaded engineers into purchasing whatever crap the salesman is shilling.
Man, I have a 2:30 with EMC. I bet there will be at least a half dozen blue shirt yellow ties trying to get us to buy their latest bloated crapware.
by klausfiend July 31, 2011
The evening of Christmas Day
by klausfiend December 27, 2021