Clarkin' It 

The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.

wowww, stop clarkin' it

Clarkin' It by yohomie!!!imsweeet May 19, 2011

Clarkin' It 

To wear regular clothes in lieu of a spandex costume and cape. Derived from the HanoverSuperman of Hanover, PA (Scotty Bolton), who regularly goes out on the town in a Superman costume and/or Superman cape. Examples of his wardrobe can be found at myspace.com/hanoversuperman. On the rare occasion that he is seen in regular clothes, he is said to be dressed as Clark Kent (in disguise from his Superman persona).

"Hey look there's Scotty. He doesn't have the suit on tonight, he must be Clarkin' it!"

Clarkin' It by Scotty Bolton October 28, 2007

Clarking it 

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

Clarking it by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008

clackin' it

The sound of friction between two or more bodies while performing sexual thrusts during sexual intercourse. Can be performed in any situation either hetersexual, homosexual, or mastubatory if the sound to the palm of the hand slaps the skin while masturbating.

He was pumping her doggie, clackin' it hard, while she came all over the bedsheets. CLACK! CLACK! CLACK!

clackin' it by REASONOR August 4, 2006

clarking it 

the act of vomitting on a colleagues face, and in their pitcher, while at an indoor social gathering

Ian: DUDE did you just see Lindsay Lohan clarking it on Robbies face and in his pitcher, the bouncers are pissed

clarking it by captains of claxton October 1, 2011