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clurching 

the act of clenching a butthole really tightly
i was clurching all the way to the bathroom
clurching by Jsierra43 August 29, 2016
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carching 

Carching-verb- To attempt to, or accomplish the streching of the ass of a person animal, or innanimate object.
i've been carching all day and now i can hardly walk

Goatsee carches his ass every day
carching by Tahalee March 27, 2005
The sound a man's ballsack makes when it slaps gently against another gentleman's rear area.
"I'm upstairs trying to watch the bloody Hollyoaks Omnibus, and all I can hear is your sweaty scrot clatching against his arse!"
Clatching by TheKlondykesLair November 29, 2009

clagchin 

Performing oral sex on a woman who has lumpy vaginal discharge as a result of poor gynecological hygiene.
I had clagchin after going down on her, eww.
clagchin by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012

Carching 

Arse stretcher also known as a manly supporter
Chuck is a carching
Carching by Manly supporter March 6, 2021

Carching 

Sounds like money but is a very for stretching ones arse
Manly supporters love carching
Carching by Manly supporter March 6, 2021
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