Clarchin 

A person that is a mix of a Cluch, Gnar, and Bitchin'.

Bro! That guy is a Clarchin' playa!

Clarchin by laxbrahmania69 May 5, 2011

clurching 

the act of clenching a butthole really tightly

i was clurching all the way to the bathroom

clurching by Jsierra43 August 29, 2016

carching 

Carching-verb- To attempt to, or accomplish the streching of the ass of a person animal, or innanimate object.

i've been carching all day and now i can hardly walk

Goatsee carches his ass every day

carching by Tahalee March 27, 2005

Clatching

The sound a man's ballsack makes when it slaps gently against another gentleman's rear area.

"I'm upstairs trying to watch the bloody Hollyoaks Omnibus, and all I can hear is your sweaty scrot clatching against his arse!"

Clatching by TheKlondykesLair November 29, 2009

clagchin 

Performing oral sex on a woman who has lumpy vaginal discharge as a result of poor gynecological hygiene.

I had clagchin after going down on her, eww.

clagchin by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012

Carching 

Arse stretcher also known as a manly supporter

Chuck is a carching

Carching by Manly supporter March 6, 2021

Carching 

Sounds like money but is a very for stretching ones arse

Manly supporters love carching

Carching by Manly supporter March 6, 2021