clagchin

Performing oral sex on a woman who has lumpy vaginal discharge as a result of poor gynecological hygiene.

I had clagchin after going down on her, eww.

by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012

Vagclag

A lumpy, glue-like vaginal discharge as a result of poor gynecological hygiene.

When that bitch came it was all clumpy and shit, she had serious vagclag!

by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012

clagdreads

Pillars of matted facial hair (either in the beard or moustache) that have been produced as a result of lumpy vaginal discharge being excreted onto the male facial region (or the facial region of a hairy-faced woman) without immediate removal after oral sex.

I should have shaved before I went down on her, she gave me clagdreads.

by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012