Clapson 

The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.

"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"

Clapson by ClapTrap July 25, 2012

Andrew Clapson 

Not only was he a strong military leader in the Battle of New Orleans but he was very passionate with the ladies. It is said he clapped 300 girls cheeks. He was later elected as the president serving two terms. He was said to have had a 30 inch monster cock.

“I feel like Andrew Clapson right now”

“Your mom says I look like Andrew Clapton”

Andrew Clapson by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019

Eric Clapton 

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC

Clapton is GOD!!!

Eric Clapton by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

clapton 

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

clapton by busterboner August 28, 2009

Clapton 

to be an ultimate badass at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.

Oh yeah, he's like the Clapton of TV repair.

Clapton by Baron Crane July 2, 2006

clapton 

Eric Clapton.
Worshipped by many as a guitar god

....Clapton is god.....

clapton by henry cannabis August 11, 2006