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Claison is cold hearted but has a very big and generous heart for his loved ones. A very strong, loyal and motivated man that loves to work out and has something for self improvement. Loves to play video games, play with his dogs and has an addiction for buying things online. He is a ride or die for his loved ones at all cost, if you mess with them you also mess with him. Has a savage side to him that nobody should ever bring out, he can forgive but he will never forget.
I wish I had a Claison
Claison by That blonde. November 23, 2021
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A male who is extremely athletic, hott, or kind. Sometimes a person may be all of things which make up a clawson kid.
"Did you see that new kid Michael?" "Yeah, he is such a clawson kid!"
Clawson by Brownlee April 24, 2008
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Claison clayson clairon Clawson caison chaison claisin Clanson Clapson clarson
a sexy male who gets all the ladies , he is perfect in every way possible but hates when bitches freak out
"did you see that guy over there with all those chicks?"

"yeah, he's such a clayson i wish i was him "
clayson by theerector January 1, 2012

Clauson/The Claw 

A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.
The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet
A total badass who takes no shit. Someone who has to go through life suffering from humanitiy's lack of intellegence, because theyre so much smarter than the average person. A genius, if you will.
Person 1: "man, look how cool Clason is with those killer shades."
Person 2: "Yeah and I heard he is at the top of his class too."
Person 1: "That's sick, I wish I could be like Clason."
Clason by JosephJoestarrr November 24, 2021
A britsh minecraft with a best friend called george thats sleep deprived, very fruity and often asked of hes dream(he isnt)
Honeydew : omg its clayson

Maski : hey isnt it like 4 am for you, sleep>:(

Clayson : mabye in abit *1 hour later* hey guy:)

Maski : omg sleep
Clayson by Clayyy December 24, 2021
Chaison the best frl
chaison by 1234beztfrl January 19, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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