2 definitions by ClapTrap

Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Atheism

by ClapTrap January 1, 2014

Clapson

The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.

"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"

by ClapTrap July 25, 2012