clayson

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a sexy male who gets all the ladies , he is perfect in every way possible but hates when bitches freak out

"did you see that guy over there with all those chicks?"

"yeah, he's such a clayson i wish i was him "

clayson by theerector January 1, 2012

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Clayson

A britsh minecraft with a best friend called george thats sleep deprived, very fruity and often asked of hes dream(he isnt)

Honeydew : omg its clayson

Maski : hey isnt it like 4 am for you, sleep>:(

Clayson : mabye in abit *1 hour later* hey guy:)

Maski : omg sleep

Clayson by Clayyy December 24, 2021

Related Words

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clayson

A twat who thinks he's hard because he slaps women around.

"I kicked clayson's miserable fucking head in after I caught him beating on his woman"

clayson by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

Clayson

A growth or formation on the skin that multiplies and spreads with age.

I have a large growth on my stomach and must have caught a Clayson.

Clayson by RTDToolbag June 28, 2024

clayson_

An online gamer (mutch like the honeydew) that has a British accent and indeed is masculine icon

Omg is that clayson_, wow so handsome, so manly

Wow clayson_ i would hate to die but if ur killing me i would happily let it happen

clayson_ by Clayyy November 26, 2021

Morrigan Clayson

A very hot and nerdy irish girl if she didn’t insult me in the first place

Jamilius: *moves his head an atom towards the right*
Morrigan Clayson: Yo guys, did you see Jamilius move his head towards the right? Why did he do that? Is he scared or something?
Guys: We don’t give a crap
Jamilius: Morrigan Clayson you need to start sdiybt

Morrigan Clayson by BeefyAmir2763 July 27, 2025

clayton kershaw

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.

I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!

clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026