Clapiture 

The scientific measurement of vibration caused by a young lady's butt cheeks high fiving each other as she walks while wearing a sundress.

My word... That sundress she is wearing has significantly raised the level of clapiture she normal displays.

Clapiture by Llennodc April 21, 2017

crapitude 

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

Crapture

The event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. The waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. Similar to rapture for poop.

After 21 May 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture.

Crapture by nme007 June 22, 2011

capture the fag 

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game

Gay pass time children's games capture the fag

capture the fag by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011

Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

Clapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

chapture 

A common spelling for chapter
Used mainly in the United Kingdom and the United States.
Verified by the IBEL in 2013

Hey did you finish reading chapture 4 of Tom Sawyer yet?

chapture by YRGYSFNN November 16, 2017

Cock Capturer 

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

Cock Capturer by WILMA March 27, 2015