chapture

A common spelling for chapter
Used mainly in the United Kingdom and the United States.
Verified by the IBEL in 2013

Hey did you finish reading chapture 4 of Tom Sawyer yet?

by YRGYSFNN November 16, 2017

Crapture

The event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. The waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. Similar to rapture for poop.

After 21 May 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture.

by nme007 June 22, 2011

capture the fag

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game

Gay pass time children's games capture the fag

by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011

Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

by WILMA March 27, 2015

capture the flag

An awesome game that I used to play a lot as a kid. There are two teams, and each team gets some kind of object to use as a flag, then they hide it, the first team to get the other team's flag wins. Also you divide the playing area into two sides and your team can tag people on their flag.

"let's go play some Capture the Flag!"

by Buttfucked September 21, 2003

chapturbate

When a women use a chapstick as a dildo

She chapturbated using her new cherry flavored chapstick.

by Ferriswheelgoesroundandround March 7, 2015

Crapture

Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.

Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.

by Dragen September 11, 2011