Clapfap

Noun. The act of slamming one's ween between two open hands until climax.

I just walked in on my roommate having a clapfap and I may never be the same..

by Asher Braid November 15, 2013

clatfap

Female masturbation.

She liked to clatfap to the thought of dark-haired northern boys.

by Whippetsandpies April 22, 2012

Crapfap

When you fap after you take a crap

Verb

"Hey dude I need to use the bathroom so I can crapfap".

by The human meme December 26, 2018

crapfap

When one craps and faps at the same time in the bathroom.

Hey man wait here while I take a crapfap. Verb

by The human meme December 26, 2018

Clapaphool

"Clapaphool", means the same as awesome.

Christina is so clapaphool!

by CAAStudio January 13, 2011

Claphapel

A word with no grammatical limitations. Can be used in any situation.
1. Defined as "when you're like uh.. ah... arggh@".
A translation being: when you wake up (or are woken up) early in the morning, and you're already mentally active when you're on the computer.
2. A general term of annoyance and frustration, though not very harsh.

'That's what u get when u claphapel me this early'
'You're claphapeled all the time'
'You're not a very claphapelly person.'

by The masked invader of minds January 24, 2009

Clapfart

Someone who reveals a previously unknown culprit, even when the subject is unimportant.

You know when I was talking to my sister in the bar?
Well Claire told my girlfriend I was talking to some other woman?

What? But everyone knows its your sister.

Yeah, Claire is such just a clapfart

by exup35 July 25, 2022