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Noun. The act of slamming one's ween between two open hands until climax.
I just walked in on my roommate having a clapfap and I may never be the same..
Clapfap by Asher Braid November 15, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
Female masturbation.
She liked to clatfap to the thought of dark-haired northern boys.
clatfap by Whippetsandpies April 22, 2012
Related Words
When you fap after you take a crap
Verb

"Hey dude I need to use the bathroom so I can crapfap".
Crapfap by The human meme December 26, 2018
When one craps and faps at the same time in the bathroom.
Hey man wait here while I take a crapfap. Verb
crapfap by The human meme December 26, 2018

Clapaphool 

"Clapaphool", means the same as awesome.
Christina is so clapaphool!
Clapaphool by CAAStudio January 13, 2011

Claphapel 

A word with no grammatical limitations. Can be used in any situation.
1. Defined as "when you're like uh.. ah... arggh@".
A translation being: when you wake up (or are woken up) early in the morning, and you're already mentally active when you're on the computer.
2. A general term of annoyance and frustration, though not very harsh.
'That's what u get when u claphapel me this early'
'You're claphapeled all the time'
'You're not a very claphapelly person.'

Clapfart 

Someone who reveals a previously unknown culprit, even when the subject is unimportant.
You know when I was talking to my sister in the bar?
Well Claire told my girlfriend I was talking to some other woman?

What? But everyone knows its your sister.

Yeah, Claire is such just a clapfart
Clapfart by exup35 July 25, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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