Clapfart

Someone who reveals a previously unknown culprit, even when the subject is unimportant.

You know when I was talking to my sister in the bar?
Well Claire told my girlfriend I was talking to some other woman?

What? But everyone knows its your sister.

Yeah, Claire is such just a clapfart

by exup35 July 25, 2022

ball clap fart

When you make a fart noise with your big sweaty balls.

1. Man, I HATE it when I ball clap fart.

by SuperSniperEagleMan July 29, 2020

Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound

I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud

by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018

crapfart

When a person intends to pass gas but ends up with a bit of stink in his or her pants.

Person 1: Hey, why did you run out of class today?

Person 2: It was so embarrassing, I had a crapfart.

by 4doxyr March 7, 2017

Clafart

When someone farts or passes gas and tries to cover it up wih a spray a body spray or cologne.

Guy: Yo this ceremony smells like a Clafart.
Gur#2: That's Because Matias farted and tried to cover it up with cologne.

by cubalian April 6, 2011

Clapartheid

A practice of segregated applause based on the ethnicity, race or religion of those being applauded.

“Hey did you hear that Claudia Roth, Germany‘s Federal Minister of Culture and Media, only clapped for the Israeli filmmaker at the Berlinale and not for his Palestinian co-director?”

“Yeah dude. Total clapartheid.”

by Berlin Auslander Memes February 28, 2024

Clapartheid

A practice of segregated applause based on the ethnicity, race or religion of those being applauded.

“Hey did you hear that Claudia Roth, Germany‘s Federal Minister of Culture and Media, only clapped for the Israeli filmmaker at the Berlinale and not for his Palestinian co-director?”

“Yeah dude. Total clapartheid.”

by Berlin Auslander Memes February 28, 2024