Crapfap

When you fap after you take a crap

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"Hey dude I need to use the bathroom so I can crapfap".

by The human meme December 26, 2018

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crapfap

When one craps and faps at the same time in the bathroom.

Hey man wait here while I take a crapfap. Verb

by The human meme December 26, 2018

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Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

by mrparka December 27, 2011

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craptapper

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

by cornfritter July 22, 2012

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CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

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