Crapfap 

When you fap after you take a crap

Verb

"Hey dude I need to use the bathroom so I can crapfap".

Crapfap by The human meme December 26, 2018

crapfap 

When one craps and faps at the same time in the bathroom.

Hey man wait here while I take a crapfap. Verb

crapfap by The human meme December 26, 2018

Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

CRAPapulting 

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu

damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

craprappier by therealiconicdynamicduo November 3, 2017

crapnap 

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

crapnap by McLandshark March 22, 2007