clatfap

Female masturbation.

She liked to clatfap to the thought of dark-haired northern boys.

by Whippetsandpies April 22, 2012

catfapping

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011

clitfap

Clitfap is the female domain-specific reference to the typical fap, which is most often associated with male masturbation.

Clitfapping is used homologously since the penis and the clit share anatomical structure and is, in many ways, the female version of a ding-dong.

"My girl's clit is throbbing!"

"Damn, go get some before she clitfaps"

by AndyWonHardyBoy January 25, 2014

Clatapus

Idle low life that takes comfort in pretending to police the masses but merely sachets about with a opaque veneer of authority, A.K.A a special constable.

Look at that clatapus trying to give it the bobby big time..(met with a sneer of discontent)

by BillyBig July 22, 2010

Clapfap

Noun. The act of slamming one's ween between two open hands until climax.

I just walked in on my roommate having a clapfap and I may never be the same..

by Asher Braid November 15, 2013