clatfap

Female masturbation.

She liked to clatfap to the thought of dark-haired northern boys.

clatfap by Whippetsandpies April 22, 2012

catfapping 

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

catfapping by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011

clitfap 

Clitfap is the female domain-specific reference to the typical fap, which is most often associated with male masturbation.

Clitfapping is used homologously since the penis and the clit share anatomical structure and is, in many ways, the female version of a ding-dong.

"My girl's clit is throbbing!"

"Damn, go get some before she clitfaps"

clitfap by AndyWonHardyBoy January 25, 2014

Clatapus 

Idle low life that takes comfort in pretending to police the masses but merely sachets about with a opaque veneer of authority, A.K.A a special constable.

Look at that clatapus trying to give it the bobby big time..(met with a sneer of discontent)

Clatapus by BillyBig July 22, 2010

Clapfap 

Noun. The act of slamming one's ween between two open hands until climax.

I just walked in on my roommate having a clapfap and I may never be the same..

Clapfap by Asher Braid November 15, 2013