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Ghetto Campetto 

A bitchy ass nigga group of guys who live in Italy and that party in Cavedine, a small village close to the Dolomites. Well known group of erudite guys in northern Italy that became famous for having the most ghetto hood rats at their intellectual parties. They usually meet every 8th of the month.
You can put out a guy from the Ghetto Campetto, but not the Ghetto Campetto from a guy.
Ghetto Campetto by Jack_Bader June 15, 2016
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carpetter 

Noun A person who lays carpets.
Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."
carpetter by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

crampette 

From the french word crampé (meanning laughing out loud) crampettte means à little less crampé.
This Verville is so crampette, I craped my pants.
crampette by Matti@patty.com December 13, 2004

Camrettes 

The random outburst of word vomit without thinking of what it is that you are saying. Speaking without thinking and saying the most random and weird shit without realization you should of thought about your word vomit before allowing your brain to let your mouth say your thoughts.
"does he speak his mind?"

"no he has a condition called Camrettes, his brain doesnt think before speaking"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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