Claig 

Claig!! Not quite man , not quite female. This rare specimen pops up to ruin the lives of others, by approving all the sinful pleasures young men in their 20's like to do.

In actual fact , Claig is the devil and no drug or occasion can have this man submit to defeat. He is though a fucking pussy amongst men.stick think and does more coke lines than any man on earth.

Shut the fuck up, Claig!!

Or
Cmon claig !! Time to get your act together.
Or
Hey Claig, where are the Dwelms my boi!!?

Claig by Boeta Dippenaar July 14, 2017

claig 

ever been out with friends and one of them just can't hang it with everybody, thats a claig. Claig's unneccessarily make dick comments, come off as cocky and usually hail from NY but it is not restricted to the big apple. The sure sign is a frown face where it looks like the "claig" would rather be home eating alprazolam's than kicking it.

Yo put away that claig face, your scaring all the ladies away.

Bro your straight claiggin right now, pick your shit up.

After a few dabs, that kid will be claigged out.

claig by Big Gugs November 28, 2012

Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nutting 

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

Clag Nutting by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nuts 

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

Clag Nuts by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clain't

The fake "clitoris" that is all that remains of the penis of a transwoman after "bottom surgery." You know--the one that "not even a gynecologist can distinguish from the real thing" -- unless he looks at it.

"Hey, did you here that Jessica Yaniv's clain't fell off?"

Clain't by Louis XXV November 27, 2021

clague 

To intentionally cause trouble for others for no apparent reason other than you are seemingly incapable of extracting enjoyment from your own life.

"He went and told the boss we were at the pub, he's done a Clague"

clague by asswhisperer July 14, 2015